Dual....:-)
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Do I have a choice?
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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