so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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