is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He has the fingertips of a God
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