I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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