A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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