nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Randomize
