He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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