my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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