yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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