i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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