Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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