Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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