I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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