Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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