i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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