nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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