The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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