I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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