woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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