i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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