Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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