in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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