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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...

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(307): View more from Wyoming

If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...

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(708): View more from Illinois

she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.

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(440): View more from Ohio

mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

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(315): View more from New York

The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.

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(913): View more from Kansas

The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂

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