I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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