i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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