your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Come share oat with me in your robe
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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