you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it