I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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