They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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