try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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