Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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