Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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