a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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