Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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