Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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