he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I have post one night stand depression
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