quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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