Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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