I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Randomize
