If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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