i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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