would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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