plz talk dirty to me
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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