fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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