I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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