I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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