I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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