I just saw a hot homeless man
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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