i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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