Sponge bath it is.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
