Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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