The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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