she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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