Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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