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You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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